That bojack horsehead show is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

Joe Stanton makes me uncomfortable. 

Whoa! First steps already!? Looks like it! So proud.
#proudpapa

Whoa! First steps already!? Looks like it! So proud.

#proudpapa

We had the baby and as you can see everyone’s healthy and happy! thanks for your well wishes and check this space for more baby photos I’m sure!

We had the baby and as you can see everyone’s healthy and happy! thanks for your well wishes and check this space for more baby photos I’m sure!

Only 7 days left to get in on this! 

3 of the ExecBOOTive ProBOOCER slots have been taken, only 7 remain.

Remain, like REMAINS OF A DEAD BODY!

BOO you get it?  

I’m writing a musical!

"We’re working on it."

Spooktacular Sounds for Halloween Party!

Trick or Treat my little goblins! Do you remember those albums that were just scary sound effects and spooky music for Halloween? Well, I AM MAKING ONE OF THOSE. Do you want one? You can afford it, it is very cheap, and it lasts all FRIGHT long! Go get yours!

(Source: rhamphotheca, via totallymorgan)