Meet Joe Rumrill.
He’s the kind of guy who takes what he wants.
He’s also the kind of guy that will be performing this SATURDAY
at the HILLSTOCK MUSIC FESTIVAL
The Chris Gethard Show
Cocoon Central Dance Team
and hosted by
Tickets at the door, panties/boxer briefs on the floor.
Yesterday was my last day of employment at the job I’ve had for 5 years. I did housework and helped raise a couple of kids for a family of five in Manhattan. I loved my job. I still do. I remain busy. The world needs more podcasts, after all, and comedy festivals, and comedy albums, and sexing your food videos, and the infinite bits and projects that seem to come up like innumerable cicadas, from the ground when I’m not looking. I’m even starting a new job tomorrow. I’ll love this one, too. But there is a hole in my heart today shaped like a family of five in Manhattan and the kid I sent to college, and the kid I carried on my back when barefooted he broke a glass on the kitchen floor. It hurts. I guess it ought to. You can count on some things.
I love this music video featuring
COCOON CENTRAL DANCE TEAM
the official dance team of the
See them dance all afternoon THIS SATURDAY
They’ll be there with:
The Chris Gethard Show
Don’t be stupid and not come.
Could it be? My new favorite video?
SNAKE OPENS DOOR?
I have many questions about this.
1.) Who is this person that is training their SNAKE to open doors.
2.) How does this fall not hurt the snake?
3.) Who is this insane person that is training their SNAKE to open doors.
4.) Is this snake dangerous?
5.) WHO IS THIS PSYCHO PERSON THAT IS CONGRATULATING THEIR SNAKE ON OPENING A DOOR BUILT FOR HUMANS?!
HO. LY. SHIT.
I wasn’t ready. How could I be?
America Won’t Shut Up About Getting Stung by Bees!
From the Mall of America to the mall in your town, people everywhere are feeling the pain and swelling up with pride as they pursue their latest obsession, Getting Stung by Bees!
On the Show:
- We’ll sit down with bee-sting designer to the stars, Honey DeNiro. (Georgie Aldaco)
- We’re joined by a medical doctor who has tips on how to best attract bees this summer, Dr. Theresa Dentist. (Katie Simon)
- We’re paid a special visit from our good friend and resident animal expert at West Chester County Animal Asylum, Click Tatties.
All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.
Don’t sleep on this episode, you guys. For one, it’s the middle of the day. So wake up and get stung by a dang bee already!
Life can’t always bee Hillstock Music Festivals. Sometimes it gets to be podcasties too!
One of my favorite things featuring the incredible Sasheer Zamata.
Sasheer Zamata is yet another brilliant human you can see at the #Hillstock Music Festival this weekend! Lucky you!
Stop putting Toto videos on youtube, I’m trying to get some work done you ding dongs.
Great credits for a great movie!
HOLY SHIT, BABIES!
THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW will be headlining the Glasnost Comedy Stage at the HILLSTOCK MUSIC FESTIVAL this weekend!
THIS WEEKEND. click that yo.
be dere, nerds.