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Roast Beef the Penguin!

hamsnack:

I know Roast Beef. I used to take him to elementary schools in the Boston area and teach kids how to save the penguin population. We traveled to said schools in a freezing cold van we affectionately called “Penguin Mobile” until I started referring to it as our “Cool Ride.”

Me and Roasty would get up in front of the assembly and I would talk about penguins and feed him while he was contained in a large glass box. Roasty would poop green shit and the kids would laugh and I would clean it up with a hose outside on their playground.

Here are some other fun facts about Roasty:

He loves sardines.

He is from an island off the coast of south africa.

He has a brother named Plum Pudding.

I am more happy than words can describe to know my little buddy is still alive.

(Source: ryanxilliams)